kalichnikov:

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you’re standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You’ll never get it. I’m gone. I’m walking away. I’m already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused “meow.” later son. you’re reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

ftl-faster-than-life:

ftl-faster-than-life:

Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.

And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.

@doeeyeddyke ‘s tags:

marvel does what people think smart people look like and dc is like yea i’ve met autistic ppl before


This took me out, thank you.

sugdenlovesdingle:

Tumblr you are SLEEPING on this band!

A bye bye bye parody from the Stacy’s dad guys (Sub-Radio) - bi bi bi

And even Lance Bass approves!


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And before people start dragging them for queerbaiting or whatever - the singer is actually bi.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

waffilicious:

jaubaius:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

The one thing that could fix the housing market